If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.

If you cage a wild thing, you can be sure it will die, but if you let it run free, nine times out of ten it will run back home.

Remember, if people talk about you behind your back, it only means you are two steps ahead of them.

I believe in God, but I don't think you have to go crazy to prove it.

One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.

People cain't help being what they are any more than a skunk can help being a skunk. Don't you think if they had their choice they would rather be something else? Sure they would. People are just weak.

If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.