It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened

I believe poor people are good people, except the ones that are mean . . .

If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.

By the way, is there anything sadder than toys on a grave?

If you cage a wild thing, you can be sure it will die, but if you let it run free, nine times out of ten it will run back home.

Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.

No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.