After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks.

I believe in God the way my dog does

Stephen Harper is probably the most dangerous human being ever elevated to power in Canada.

I write every day. I'm always in the process of writing my last book, until the next one.

After all, we fought the Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of our country - but not with blanks.

Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys, that when he was looking out the right-hand side, he was probably missing something far more interesting on the left-hand side.

Without a function, we cease to be. So, I will write till I die.