I'll do anything to stop my son running out into the street. I'll take a bullet for him. He's hit me a few times. He shows no remorse afterward.

God gave women instinct and womanliness. Utilized appropriately, the combo effortlessly disorders the mind of any man I've ever met.

Cancer is a disease that is mysterious, headstrong and makes its own rules. And mine, to this date, is incurable.

Marriages that last are with people who do not live in Los Angeles.

Im shy. I can go on a trip for days and not go because I wont sit on a toilet seat on a plane. Im certainly not going to go on somebodys lawn. Could you imagine, in a cocktail dress?

Have I been wiretapped? Yes. But who they said wiretapped me was incorrect.

I like it when you're under the ocean, and all you can feel is calm