I've always noted with some awe the reading habits of the Australian public. Australians read more newspapers and magazines per head of population than almost any other country in the world.

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done.

I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive.

You'll never get rich by working for your boss.

Poetry forces a writer to condense and crystallise his thoughts and often represents a short cut to truths unsuspected by the author himself.

Teamwork is the glue which binds losers together

Obviously, waste disposal is an enormous and fantastic industry.