I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor.

The age of celebrity editors and monstrous staffing are over.

Few things in life are certain except death and being taxed.

Obviously, waste disposal is an enormous and fantastic industry.

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care.

I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman. I've got a lot of money, and that doesn't go very well with the whole 'starving artist in a garret' routine.

Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain.