If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run.

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care.

The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college education or a penny of capital but making many errors along the way. I went from being a pauper.. a hippie dropout on the dole, living in a crummy room without the proverbial pot to piss in, without even the money to pay the rent, without a clue as to what to do next.. to being rich...

I want to prove that if you write in strict meter and rhyme about subjects people care about, they will buy poetry.

Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake.

You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so much pie to go around. If you're going to take more than your fair share of pie, as socialists would look at it, then someone else is not getting his. That means you've got to take it away from them.

People who get trapped in the tunnel vision of making money think that is all there is to life.