Say to yourself: The world is full of money. Some of it has my name on it. All I have to do is collect it.

I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists.

I've always noted with some awe the reading habits of the Australian public. Australians read more newspapers and magazines per head of population than almost any other country in the world.

Fear not. For fear itself is fed by fear, and all fears pass. Did no one tell you so? Come take my hand, my friend, and we will peer into this fear's abyss. And jump! And know.

You can actually be bored stiff while you're dying.

Unless you are completely retired, earning money is the best form of wealth preservation.

America is an empire. I hope you know that now. All empires, by definition, are bumbling, shambolic, bullying, bureaucratic affairs, as certain of the rightness of their cause in infancy, as they are corrupted by power in their dotage.