I got into therapy in the fifth grade because I said in a sarcastic way that I was going to kill myself, and they didn't get it then. Nothing's changed.

Men are my bread and butter. It's what I live for! I have no shame about that.

I want to be like the patron saint of reality.

I spend a lot of time trying to not do anything bad to anyone, but you can't live your life and not hurt people.

Never is a promise, and you can't afford to lie.

Let me know the way, before there's hell to pay.

My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you but by the time I'm close to you I lose my desideratum.