Most fruits, if left alone on a tree, eventually do ripen, especially if they're not being yelled at.

In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience.

People don't realize that when Iranians marched against the shah, their goal was not to have a religious government take over. Everybody marched against the shah. There were communists and feminists and student groups. It's very much like what's going on in the U.S. now, with people following Trump. It's not that they want Trump. They want a radical change, is really what people are saying. With the shah, people were just so sick of the corruption they said just get rid of him.

Writing is such a powerful tool. I believe everyone should be writing.

Marriage, in my culture, has nothing to do with romance. It's a matter of logic. If Mr. and Mrs. Ahmadi like Mr. and Mrs. Nejari, then their children should get married. On the other hand, if the parents don't like each other, but the children do, well, this is where sad poetry comes from.

Most fruits, if left alone on a tree, eventually do ripen, especially if they're not being yelled at.

Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets.