I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?

Moderation, we find, is an extremely difficult thing to get in this country.

Anybody who has the courage to raise his eyes and look sanely at the awful human condition ... must realize finally that tiny periods of temporary release from intolerable suffering is the most that any individual has the right to expect.

Descartes spent far too much time in bed subject to the persistent hallucination that he was thinking. You are not free from a similar disorder.

Hell goes round and round. In shape it is circular, and by nature it is interminable, repetitive, and nearly unbearable.