I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.

My life has never been easy. It's like all the major events of my life have always been difficult.

I have four of the most incredible children. And I have five grandchildren.

I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible.

When I first went to New York I was right out of high school, I was 17 years old, and I had never seen a building over two stories high.

It takes a lot of courage to be happy (after the death of a spouse), but I've got courage, so I think I will be happy again.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.