I don't have to be logical - I'm a mother.

It takes a lot of courage to be happy (after the death of a spouse), but I've got courage, so I think I will be happy again.

People often ask me what happened to my first husband? And I say, I killed him.

I'm a '70s mom, and my daughter is a '90s mom. I know a lot of women my age who are real computer freaks.

I don't have to be logical - I'm a mother.

I still get so much fan mail addressed to Carol Brady, and I think a lot of it's through the Net. And I always answer it, if it's legible.

I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.