For men who want to flee Family Man America and never come back, there is a guaranteed solution: homosexuality is the new French Foreign Legion.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

Insecurity breeds treachery: if you are kind to people who hate themselves, they will hate you as well.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.