America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.
True nostalgia is an ephemeral composition of disjointed memories.
Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof.
I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush.
We worship education but hate learning. We worship success but hate the successful. We worship fame but hate the famous.