Never look on the bright side. The glare is blinding.

Misanthropes have some admirable if paradoxical virtues. It is no exaggeration to say that we are among the nicest people you are likely to meet. Because good manners build sturdy walls, our distaste for intimacy makes us exceedingly cordial "ships that pass in the night." As long as you remain a stranger we will be your friend forever.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

When women talk about "privacy" they mean abortion rights, and the millions of words feminists have written about "a room of one'sown" refer to psychological space, rarely to physical solitude. For most women being alone is tantamount to being deserted.

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

Familiarity breeds democracry.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.