I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

In the last few years, race relations in America have entered upon a period of intensified craziness wherein fear of being called a racist has so thoroughly overwhelmed fear of being a racist that we are in danger of losing sight of the distinction.

Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can get away with anything.