Why do I hate people? Who else is there to hate?

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

"Very" is the most useless word in the English language and can always come out. More than useless, it is treacherous because it invariably weakens what it is intended to strengthen. For example, would you rather hear the mincing shallowness of "I love you very much" or the heart-slamming intensity of "I love you"?

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

I don't mind being regarded as perverted and unnatural, but I would die if people thought I was a Democrat.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.