Insecurity breeds treachery: if you are kind to people who hate themselves, they will hate you as well.

I've always said that next to Imperial China, the South is the best place in the world to be an old lady.

Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

Owning your own home is America's unique recipe for avoiding revolution and promoting pseudo-equality at the same time.

During the feminist seventies men were caught between a rock and a hard-on; in the fathering eighties they are caught between good hugs and bad hugs.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.