If whisky or salt won't cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

I have a professional acquaintance whose recent eyelid job has left her with a permanent expression of such poleaxed astonishment that she looks at all times as if she had just read one of my books.

I do believe in reincarnation, but I do not believe there is life before noon.

Men are not very good at loving, but they are experts at admiring and respecting; the woman who goes after their admiration and respect will often come out better than she who goes out after their love.

Showing up at school already able to read is like showing up at the undertaker's already embalmed: people start worrying about being put out of their jobs.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.