Familiarity breeds democracry.

There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

The feminization of America has made emotions sacrosanct while condemning as cold and unfeeling rigorous concepts such as duty andhonor. Propelled by incessant hosannas to woman's "finer" this and "softer" that, we make emotional decisions instead of ethical ones and then congratulate ourselves for having "heart.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmother. A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.... The emotionally satisfying discussions that take place in Chronic Pain Outreach and Depression Resources are simply updated versions of the grandmotherly practice of hanging crepe. We could eliminate much of the isolation that support groups exist to fill and save the "traditional family" that everybody is so worried about if more couples took their aging parents to live with them.