American couples have gone to such lengths to avoid the interference of in-laws that they have to pay marriage counselors to interfere between them.

Americans are so emotionally fragile that soon we will have to be carried around in plastic bubbles and fed with an eye-dropper.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Recently while browsing in a secondhand bookstore I bought a paperback copy of The Intellectual and the City, but I was unable to read it. When I got home I discovered that the original owner had highlighted the entire book - literally. Every line on every page had been drawn through with a bright green Magic Marker. It was a terrifying example of a mind that had lost all power of discrimination.

I don't mind being regarded as perverted and unnatural, but I would die if people thought I was a Democrat.

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.