Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

The feminization of America has made emotions sacrosanct while condemning as cold and unfeeling rigorous concepts such as duty andhonor. Propelled by incessant hosannas to woman's "finer" this and "softer" that, we make emotional decisions instead of ethical ones and then congratulate ourselves for having "heart.

It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.

The copyeditor I drew was a brachycephalic, web-footed cretin who should have been in an institution learning how to make brooms.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof.

The Apologizer Bunny keeps going and going and going.