I do believe in reincarnation, but I do not believe there is life before noon.

We worship education but hate learning. We worship success but hate the successful. We worship fame but hate the famous.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

It takes only one child to raze a village.

Time has lost all meaning in that nightmare alley of the Western world known as the American mind.

As the only class distinction available in a democracy, the college degree has created a caste society as rigid as ancient India's. Condemning elitism and simultaneously quaking in fear that our children won't become members of the elite, we send them to college, not to learn, but to "be" college graduates, rationalizing our snobbery with the cliché that high technology has eliminated the need for the manual labor that we secretly hold in contempt.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.