Nail polish or false eyelashes isn't politics. If you have good politics, what you wear is irrelevant. I don't take dictation from the pig-o-cratic style setters who say I should dress like a middle-aged lady. My politics don't depend on whether my tits are in or out of a bra.

The biggest sin is sitting on your ass.

Trying to help an oppressed person is like trying to put your arm around somebody with a sunburn.

Being a mother is a noble status, right? Right. So why does it change when you put 'unwed' or 'welfare' in front of it?

... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day.