Baseball is probably the world's best documented sport.

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

I don’t care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution. All will be suspended, and I don’t care if it wrecks the league for 10 years. This is the United States of America, and one citizen has as much right to play as another.

Review your work. You will find, if you are honest, that 90% of the trouble is traceable to loafing.

Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.

Baseball is probably the world's best documented sport.

Keep your temper. A decision made in anger is never sound.