I don’t care if half the league strikes. Those who do will encounter quick retribution. All will be suspended, and I don’t care if it wrecks the league for 10 years. This is the United States of America, and one citizen has as much right to play as another.

Avoid sarcasm. Don't insist on the last word.

Never charge a player and, above all, no pointing your finger or yelling.

Take pride in your work at all times. Remember, respect for an umpire is created off the field as well as on.

Keep your eye on the ball.

Hear only the things you should hear - be deaf to others.

I'd hate this to get out but I really like opera.