One [New York] eatery is a remodeled diner that looks like what Busby Berkeley would have done if only he hadn't had the money.
Fran LebowitzChildren are rarely in the position to lend one a truly interesting sum of money. There are, however, exceptions, and such children are an excellent addition to any party.
Fran LebowitzWhat I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life.
Fran LebowitzIf I lived in another country, like a country that was, say, an enemy of the United States, I would be more amused than I am.
Fran Lebowitz