Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

I always make a big effort to make a distinction between what is actually worse or what is just worse about not being 21. Of course, it's much worse not to be 21. This is a given. But there are things that are worse.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.