Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.
Fran LebowitzThe conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Fran LebowitzDo not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.
Fran Lebowitz