I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Fran LebowitzWhy not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.
Fran LebowitzContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
Fran LebowitzGirls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian.
Fran Lebowitz