I have a double policy, which would also solve immigration: I would stand at the border of New York City and I would say, "You can come here to live, but you can't come here to visit."

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

Presently it appears that people are mainly concerned with being well rested. Those capable of uninterrupted sleep are much admired. Unconsciousness is in great demand. This is the day of the milligram.

Polite conversation is rarely either.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.