I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.

I hate academic mysteries. As soon as I come across the word 'don' and it's not someone's first name, I close the book.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

The Word Lady: Most Often Used to Describe Someone You Wouldn't Want to Talk to for Even Five Minutes.

Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.