The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body.

Love was more than blind. It was deaf and dumb, too. It was catatonic. It was vegetative.

When I first heard the word existential, I didn't know what it meant. But then I found out that no one knows what it means, so now I use it all the time.

No matter when you were born or where, puberty is the same. It's the same for your parents as it is for you - what's happening in your body dictates everything.

I don't do rewrites. I put all the pages in a pile next to the typewriter.

Humiliation, by the way, is a truly terrible emotion. It's at the bottom of the pile.

I always had a fascination with twins.