When I'm tired and therefore indecisive, it can take half an hour to choose the book I am going to have with me while I brush my teeth.

You never came out the way you came in.

God doesn't want your careful virtue, He wants your reckless generosity.

I can always tell when you're reading somewhere in the house,' my mother used to say. 'There's a special silence, a reading silence.

If you based your knowledge of the human species exclusively on adverts, you'd think that the normal condition of humanity was to be a good-looking single person between 20 and 35, with excellent muscle-definition and/or an excellent figure, and a large disposable income.

The emotions that sustain religious belief are all, in fact, deeply ordinary and deeply recognisable to anybody who has ever made their way across the common ground of human experience as an adult.

Belief demands that you dispense with illusion after illusion, while contemporary common sense requires continual, fluffy pretending - pretending that might as well be systematic, it's so thoroughly incentivised by our culture.