The deed will be accomplished with the least amount of bloodshed possible, and, if possible ..., we'll save all the souls and send them happily off to their abode.

Everything comes in time to those who can wait.

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

Never did a great man hate good wine.

I drink no more than a sponge.

I never sleep comfortably except when I am at sermon or when I pray to God.

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror