If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror.

It is better to write of laughter than of tears, for laughter is the property of man.

Plain as a nose in a man's face.

You have no obligation under the sun other than to discover your real needs, to fulfill them, and to rejoice in doing so.

Fate leads the willing, and th' unwilling draws.

Bottle, whose Mysterious Deep Do's ten thousand Secrets keep, With attentive Ear I wait; Ease my Mind, and speak my Fate.

Don't limp in front of the lame.