Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

I drink eternally. For me it is an eternity of drinking, and a drinking up of eternity.

If you wish to be good "Pantagruelists" (which is to say, live in peace, joy, health, and always dining well), never put too much faith in people who look out through a hole.

Indeed, said the monk, a mass, a matins, and vespers well rung are half-said.

I urge you to spend your youth profitably in study and virtue.... In brief, let me see in you an abyss of knowledge.

I am going to seek a grand perhaps.

Oh thrice and four times happy... those who plant cabbages.