From the gut comes the strut, and where hunger reigns, strength abstains.

Let every one be fully convinced in his own mind.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

You have no obligation under the sun other than to discover your real needs, to fulfill them, and to rejoice in doing so.

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

If you want to avoid seeing an idiot, break the mirror.

Because just as arms have no force outside if there is no counsel within a house, study is vain and counsel useless that is not put to virtuous effect when the time calls.