If I could have been anyone in the world, it would have been Ronaldinho. He's fantastic, I love watching him.

Nobody expects a footballer to have any kind of an IQ, which is a bit of an unfair stereotype.

I think it was in Moscow last year and I got changed for training the day before we played Moscow, but the fact is they actually wanted to do John's, me and John were next to each other and they did mine by mistake. John had done them I think. So yeah it is true.

There's a few ugly ones. Carlo is probably the best looking [on chelsea players]

To be honest, I was Mum's boy. Always was, always will be.

If players are performing for you, their age shouldn't really matter, especially because the older players can bring their experience to the table.

My dad shaped the footballing side of me, and Mum shaped me as a person. I've always been very close to her - we've only ever had one argument, and that was over something stupid when I was 13.