Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old farts sit in the sun. They might be thinking. Same thing with kids. Keep 'em busy or they might start thinking.

Sing your song. Dance your dance. Tell your tale.

They all went into the bar business. Which was a mistake, because they began to sip at the merchandise and it set them back, set us all back. Well, them more than I.

I'm more interested in writing than in performing.

Teacher? I never dreamed I could rise so high in the world

We never really had any kind of a Christmas. This is one part where my memory fails me completely.

You have to give yourself credit, not too much because that would be bragging.