Your mind is a treasure house that you should stock well and it's the one part of you the world can't interfere with.

I know that big people don't like questions from children. They can ask all the questions they like, How's school? Are you a good boy? Did you say your prayers? but if you ask them did they say their prayers you might be hit on the head.

Your mind is a treasure house that you should stock well and it's the one part of you the world can't interfere with.

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.

There’s no use saying anything in the schoolyard because there’s always someone with an answer and there’s nothing you can do but punch them in the nose and if you were to punch everyone who has an answer you’d be punching morning noon and night.

They all went into the bar business. Which was a mistake, because they began to sip at the merchandise and it set them back, set us all back. Well, them more than I.

You have to give yourself credit, not too much because that would be bragging.