If I had done everything I'm credited with, I'd be speaking to you from a laboratory jar at Harvard.

And now the end is near, and so I face the final curtain.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.

If you possess something but you can't give it away, then you don't possess it... it possesses you.

Love and marriage, love and marriage, go together like a horse and carriage. This I tell ya, brother, you can't have one without the other.

What is the point of singing wonderful lyrics if the audience can't understand what is being said or heard?