Stay alive, stay active, and get as much practice as you can.

The best revenge is massive success.

Nothing anybody's said or written about me ever bothers me, except when it does.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night

The thing that influenced me most was the way Tommy played his trombone. It was my idea to make my voice work in the same way as a trombone or violin-not sounding like them, but "playing" the voice like those instrumentalists.

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women.