I've always had a theory that whenever guys and gals start swinging, they begin to lose interest in conquering the world. They just want a comfortable pad and stereo and wheels, and their thoughts turn to the good things of life - not to war. They loosen up, they live and they're more apt to let live.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.

If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors.

The best revenge is the massive success.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

I think being jilted is one of life's most painful experiences. It takes a long time to heal a broken heart. It's happened to all of us and never gets any easier. I understand, however, that playing one of my albums can help.