I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Fear is the enemy of logic.

Don't respond to negativity with more negativity. Just put your head down and prove your critics wrong.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere; it's up to you, New York, New York.

The best revenge is massive success.