Fear is the enemy of logic.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

Card players have a saying: "It's all right to play if you keep your eyes on the deck" - which is another way of saving, "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

A friend is never an imposition.

You've either got or you haven't got style, and if you've got it you stand out a mile.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.