Now there's a grown-up swinging town.

Fear is the enemy of logic.

The best is yet to come, and won't that be fine? You think you've seen the sun, but you ain't seen it shine.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.

For my money Tony Bennett is the best singer in the business.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.