[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

You may be a puzzle, but I like the way the parts fit.

I get an audience personally involved in a song - because I'm involved myself. It's not something I do deliberately: I can't help myself. If the song is a lament at the loss of love, I get an ache in my gut. I feel the loss myself and I cry out the loneliness, the hurt and the pain that I feel.

Don't respond to negativity with more negativity. Just put your head down and prove your critics wrong.

Card players have a saying: "It's all right to play if you keep your eyes on the deck" - which is another way of saving, "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.