I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night

Card players have a saying: "It's all right to play if you keep your eyes on the deck" - which is another way of saving, "Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty."

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody. You buy a Lamborghini when you are somebody.

Don’t hide your scars. They make you who you are

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.