I think my greatest ambition in life is to pass on to others what I know.
You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.
Trouble just seems to come my way-unbidden, unwelcome, unneeded.
I want to be buried with a Zippo, a roll of dimes & a bottle of Jack!
I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.
For my money Tony Bennett is the best singer in the business.