A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

What I do with my life is of my own doing. I live it the best way I can.

I am a thing of beauty.

I believe that God knows what each of us wants and needs. It's not necessary for us to make it to church on Sunday to reach Him. You can find Him anyplace.

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

If you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere; it's up to you, New York, New York.